Do you want to give your valentine the perfect gift? Or do you want to embarrass your valentine by sending a giant, green, fuzzy mascot in a White Sox uniform to his office? The Chicago White Sox have you covered.

The White Sox are offering Southpaw Valentine’s Day deliveries to fans in the Chicago area. Each delivery, running $250 a pop, comes with two White Sox ticket, a scoreboard message during the game, a Southpaw bobblehead and t-shirt, chocolate and a randomly selected autographed picture of a White Sox player.

The best part, though, is that this giant green thing will show up at your loved ones workplace. Who doesn’t want to have the weekly meeting with accounting interrupted by that?

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