Man. It’s been far too long since we’ve seen Zion Williamson playing actual basketball.
And I know it’s been far too long because when Williamson posted a video of him dunking on Instagram in an empty gym, there were a lot of people on the internet who were basically just like “please stay healthy and wake me up when you’re playing an NBA game.”
That is a sentiment I can appreciate, for sure. Obviously, Zion needs to stay healthy and we would all love to see him back on the court with the Pelicans.
But y’all. In the meantime, this dunk? THIS. DUNK. This thing is insane. Just…just look at it, man.
Zion Williamson just posted this to his IG story:
(And if you’re wondering if it’s recent, he’s wearing his new Zion 2 shoe in it) pic.twitter.com/0Xy1EAmAww
— Andrew Lopez (@_Andrew_Lopez) March 23, 2022
OK. So, let’s keep it a buck, right? This dunk probably wins the dunk contest this year. It is an off-the-backboard between-the-legs dunk. That’s…not easy. At all.
But that’s not even what has me tripping here. It’s the sheer force that this man is jumping with that has my jaw to the floor.
This is a hardwood floor he is leaping off of pretty effortlessly. But just look at the floor when he jumps. IT BENDS. This dude is pushing the earth down as he jumps up.
Nah watch the floor 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/N6nmGRvFRo
— khash 🦌🧀🍺 (@GreekFreek34_) March 23, 2022
This is ridiculous, man. Y’all want to talk about a thunderous dunk? That’s what this is. So, yeah, y’all can sleep on this dunk until he’s on an NBA court. But don’t get mad when he’s dunking on your squad like this.
There were some fans out there who certainly appreciated this properly. Good morning to them and them only.
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Damn floor made outta book bags https://t.co/jYYHRFbOKU
— Just call me Grimace (@babyshoe85) March 23, 2022
the floor 😭 https://t.co/fgshq42qal
— AA 🤴🏾 (@aa2g_) March 23, 2022
Man is putting dents on the floor https://t.co/sSqq54OByZ
— Raz (@razyeeeeee) March 23, 2022
Those floors looking like a trampoline https://t.co/qAlWGomKUO
— Justin M. (@Morty2times) March 23, 2022
an offensive lineman should not be able to do this https://t.co/pdYsN0O4dA
— wavy (@LL_CoolGlay) March 23, 2022
Look at the floor tho👀😭 https://t.co/R5zDhpoUfb
— EverythingCavs (@cavs_everything) March 23, 2022
Bruhhh look at how the floor gives when he jumps, that’s crazy af https://t.co/Rgx3Q1aRUX
— WORST OFF-SEASON SIGNING (@_dhannels_) March 23, 2022
The haters will have to find a new slant soon. https://t.co/zUYTgrWkMl
— Tony Kobel (@tony_kobel) March 23, 2022
is the court bending or am i tripping? https://t.co/8MaBdFRbN4
— mj🌊 (@mjfadeawayyy) March 23, 2022
Man I wish I was this out of shape lol.. https://t.co/KTpK7kHOwt
— Dennis Hoskins (@dhoskins1984) March 23, 2022
ZION BACK BABY https://t.co/vx820es8Or
— Hoeless P Newton (@miriodere) March 23, 2022
Watch the floor when he jumps. He’s gonna break the wood https://t.co/Ysh3Insb1I
— hi its garrett (@garrett_gross) March 23, 2022
Don’t think the court flexing like that is normal…geez lmao https://t.co/CPMYkFFhAr
— Jeanpierre™️ (@jp_fernandez_) March 23, 2022
Whew, man. The NBA better get ready for the return. It’s going to be crazy.