Michael Rubin — the Fantastics CEO — just threw a huge July 4th party in the Hamptons that has everyone buzzing, including our Mike Sykes, who wondered — rightfully — where all the traditional food was.

Let’s get to who was there, because WHEW there were so many celebrities everywhere. And while it’s fun to talk about the Beyoncés and Kardashians of this world, let’s focus on the celebrities.

Because of course Tom Brady was among them, as you might have seen on his Instagram (and you’ll see below), and people were joking about how this was all a ploy to get James Harden back to Philadelphia.

Let’s run down the who’s who: