It stinks that we didn’t get to see Robbie Avila play in men’s March Madness in 2024, as the NCAA tournament committee snubbed the Sycamores and they ended up in the NIT. Fans were very, very mad.

But there’s a chance for redemption of sorts. Because Avila is going to play with Indiana State against Seton Hall and he might just walk away with the tournament title.

Which brings us to something that hoops fans have been doing a while for the bespectacled forward: giving him nicknames. SO MANY NICKNAMES. We put them all in one place for you to peruse:

1

Cream Abdul-Jabbar

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2

Larry Blurred

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3

College Jokic

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4

Milk Chamberlain

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5

Steph Blurry

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