Anyone who has visited town or even just seen a picture of Chicago’s lakefront knows what a truly magnificent and unique feature it is.
Nearly untouched by real estate developments, the city’s front yard instead boasts world-class museums, stunning views, historic architecture and is home to Soldier Field and the Chicago Bears. Well, at least for the time being.
The Bears, you see, are sick of hosting games in the NFL’s smallest stadium. City park burdens and a lack of upgrades have left them few options, and it appears a move to suburban Arlington Heights could be on the horizon. The city of Chicago, understandably, doesn’t want the team to go anywhere.
Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s latest gambit to help persuade the Monsters of the Midway to remain along Lake Michigan was revealed on Thursday, and it’s probably not going to wow the Bears as much as she’d like.
The city unveiled a new vision for the Museum Campus—which, admittedly, could use a tune-up—and made sure to highlight just how much the Bears and Soldier Field are apart of that plan in some very, very strange renderings (and they don’t even include the separate city proposal to put a dome over Soldier Field).
The reimagined Museum Campus will enhance the city’s world-class institutions and important natural spaces with exciting new gathering places, improved physical access, and additional public amenities. 🧵 pic.twitter.com/IM8JBvforJ
— Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot (@chicagosmayor) July 7, 2022
See anyone familiar in those mock-ups? Look closer.
Why, yes, that is Katie Holmes and her daughter Suri causally strolling about the generically named Museum Campus Farmers Market outside Soldier Field!
No, we absolutely don’t have a clue why a 2012 image of the two shopping in New York made it into an official Chicago presentation.
In fact, Chicagoans are just as confused as the rest of us.
I'm sorry is this Katie Holmes and Suri in this rendering?!? https://t.co/TYBKLTehpo pic.twitter.com/7IOTbxi5n3
— Courtney Kueppers (@cmkueppers) July 7, 2022
This is embarrassing https://t.co/43sGVrsZaj
— Nina Metz (@Nina_Metz) July 7, 2022
I would read a 10,000-word story on how these renderings were created and images chosen https://t.co/udCm1qVNTz
— Heather Cherone (@HeatherCherone) July 7, 2022
Not sure which I like more: the random woman with the basket of bread or the fact that Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise are casually strolling the farmer's market (both in the third image). Architects: what is happening here? https://t.co/XOzOKhZV16
— Madeleine Hamlin (@MadeleineHamlin) July 7, 2022
**Technically** Katie Holmes did film an FBI-themed TV pilot for the Fox network in Chicago in 2018.
If that pilot got picked up to series, she could return to the city and bring a time machine for Suri. https://t.co/mSoEfdztsA
— tracyswartz (@tracyswartz) July 7, 2022
This is legitimately the funniest thing the Mayor's design team could have done https://t.co/D2yMOtbanM
— Mary Lee Giacalone (@ml_giacalone) July 7, 2022
Who’s going to go to a farmer’s market at the inconvenient location of Soldier Field?
Besides Katie and Suri. https://t.co/nCouzsVUrr
— bs dtectr (@bsdtectr) July 7, 2022
Forget the true crime podcasts, I want a full podcast investigation of how a Chicago museum campus farmer's market crowd rendering pasted in paparazzi photos of Katie Holmes and her daughter in New York in 2012. https://t.co/5zZX3Jsdtv
— Andrew Bucholtz (@AndrewBucholtz) July 7, 2022
All the stars come out for the Soldier Field farmer’s market. https://t.co/VVDKb9Z0xw
— jon greenberg (@jon_greenberg) July 7, 2022
Then again, if you’re going to focus on wishful thinking, might as well dream big. Make no little plans, as famed Chicago architect Daniel Burham once said.
It not like residents in town want to wait for their lives to be over before the city makes some much-needed improvements.