(Correction: This article originally said it was Week 1, because I’m tired and a doofus.)
It’s Week 3 of the college football season, and it’s time for GameDay signs, because what else do we have to look at this morning?
As it is Iowa vs. Iowa State, it only makes sense that the best signs were all making fun of Tennessee. Let’s go!
1. The Alphabet has more ‘W’s than Tennessee
Tennessee isn’t even playing in this game. Good heavens. Leave them alone!
2. WE WANT UT CHATTANOOGA
Stop! Stop! They’re already dead!
3. STOP EMINENT DOMAIN ABUSE
Well done, law student, you beautiful weirdo.
4. I don’t like either team but my dad drives the TV truck
Good for you, Oregon fan with a TV truck-driving dad. Good for you.
5. We all secretly despise Nebraska
Is it a secret?
6. U of I students think food grows in a store
FARM BEEF.
7. Hawkeye is the worst Avenger
This is just correct.