To the theif(s?) out there who stole the Jaromir Jagr bobbleheads that were meant to be handed out at Thursday’s Pittsburgh Penguins game: BOOOO! HOW DARE YOU? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Seriously, that is a thing that happened. Per the team, in a post on X (formerly Twitter), the Pens said “the shipment carrying the Jagr bobbleheads for tonight’s game has been stolen en route to Pittsburgh.” Fans will get vouchers for a future date to pick them up.
But: WHO STEALS BOBBLEHEADS? COME ON! Still, NHL fans had so many jokes about this, as you’d probably expect. Here’s a sampling of them:
All fans in attendance will receive a voucher that includes a one-time scannable barcode that will be required to pick up the bobblehead at a later date.
Location and dates for pickup will be shared when the items are safely located or new bobbleheads are produced and available…
— Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins) March 14, 2024
We know who the culprit is. pic.twitter.com/uGIAUqKaf7
— Zeus McCormick (@jrez1982) March 14, 2024
“Police have arrested one individual in connection with the bobblehead heist.” pic.twitter.com/do6IrPe2OS
— DraftKings (@DraftKings) March 14, 2024
Jagr bobble head heist before GTA 6
— Wade Taylor (@W_Pickss) March 14, 2024
Not sure which is funnier, someone planning to deliberately pull off a bobblehead heist, or someone just stealing boxes as opportunity arises only to realize they have thousands of Jaromir Jagr bobbleheads and the Pittsburgh Penguins are not happy https://t.co/Nc97nDniHM
— Emma Baccellieri (@emmabaccellieri) March 14, 2024
WAKE UP BABE THERE'S BEEN JAGR HEIST https://t.co/lVfztkAvUZ
— Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) March 14, 2024
Alright. Who had “Jagr Bobblehead Heist” on their 2024 bingo card?
— Michael Sullivan (@msullivan1993) March 14, 2024
