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Kirk Cousins now owns a gold grill and we have so many questions

Kirk Cousins is still recovering from his season-ending injury, and that means, sometimes, you might have to get a little inventive during the NFL offseason to pass the time when not rehabbing. However, clearly, he has a little too much time on his hands because he’s now upgraded from “Kirko Chainz” to “Kirko Grillz.”

You read that right. Kirk Cousins has a grill — a gold grill, to be exact. Cousins posted to Instagram on Monday, goofily cheesing away as he dropped a dad joke about seeing if the place he got the grill accepts Kohl’s Cash.

It’s unclear which one of Kirk’s teammates technically encouraged this latest debauchery, but we can take a wild guess — WE’RE LOOKING AT YOU, JUSTIN JEFFERSON — because what in the entire fresh hell is this?

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