If Chunky soup does that increase the level of assault charges? How hot was the soup? Was it actually stew? Has JR been sick and that’s why he was eating soup? Even though it was thrown at him, was it good for Damon’s soul if it was chicken noodle? Were they playing soup catch?

— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) March 2, 2018

What kind of soup. It really makes a difference. Cream of Mushroom would have gotten him 10 games. https://t.co/BnPxk2wBJ1

— Jason Gay (@jasongay) March 2, 2018

The average bowl of soup contains 12 ounces, meaning its likely that J.R. Smith's 2017-18 OST (Ounces of Soup Thrown) is higher than his 2017-18 PER (8.2) https://t.co/zXDq2XiMQw

— Basketball Reference (@bball_ref) March 2, 2018

“Get the Pho outta here for wanting to bench me!”
/throws soup

— Michael Gallagher (@MikeSGallagher) March 2, 2018

What kind of soup? Chicken noodle? Cream of mushroom?Italian wedding? Tomato? Come on Windy make more calls. https://t.co/u3BqQUmCrv

— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) March 2, 2018

Soups (thrown) ranked for maximum impact:
1. Gumbo
2. Bisque
3. Clam chowder
4. French Onion
5. Cucumber
6. Tomato
7. Pea
8. Chicken Noodle https://t.co/pFw93ZffBb

— Richard Deitsch (@richarddeitsch) March 2, 2018

Was going to suggest chili… then started wondering… Is chili actually a soup?

— Adam Hirshfield (@ahirshfield) March 2, 2018

JR Smith gotta earn a Campbell’s Chunky soup deal for this.

— DJ Heat (@DJHeatDC) March 2, 2018

I like the broccoli cheddar soup from Panera. Somebody really has to piss me off a lot for me to throw it at em.

— DJ Heat (@DJHeatDC) March 2, 2018

I don't know what kind of soup J.R. threw, but I'm pretty sure it was beef based.

— Kelly Scaletta (@KellyScaletta) March 2, 2018

I can't go on with my day until I find out what kind of soup it was. Everything is on hold. Cancel all my meetings.

— Zach Lowe (@ZachLowe_NBA) March 2, 2018

Yes, I think the soups would have to couple. You couldn't do Chili and French Onion. But Perhaps you could do a lentil and a curry soup type thing.

— Graybones (@MrGordian) March 2, 2018

The answer to this is clearly french onion. I've never had a french onion soup with cheese that is less than 300 degrees. https://t.co/1LFnHjfrog

— Noah Brier (@heyitsnoah) March 2, 2018

but i feel like there's a good chance the cheese would prevent most of the liquid from exiting the bowl. My vote was clam chowder assuming new england. Just an absolute owning

— Jason Del Rey (@DelRey) March 2, 2018

Clam Chowder is never too hot. Imagine being nailed by projectile soup dumplings.

— Patrick Keane (@phkeane) March 2, 2018