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Now we know why Tom Brady always wears that ridiculous beanie with the little ball on top.

The most compelling thing about the New England Patriots media day — heck, the only thing compelling at the New England Patriots media day — was Tom Brady’s unruly hairstyle.

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The NFL’s Golden Boy showed up fashionably late with a haircut that made him look like a cartoon character who had just stuck his fingers into an electrical socket. I’m sure that was a $700 haircut that got comped because Gisele flew her hairdresser out to Glendale, but I’m not sure it fits with Brady’s current life situation.

Dude, you’re a 37-year-old father of three, not a member of One Direction.

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