On a day when the differences between the United States and Canada will never be more pronounced, a sign in Chicago wants to remind us all there’s one thing everyone can agree on: Justin Bieber is kind of a doofus. That’s why @commandsign wants something else on the line for today’s Olympic hockey semifinal, not just a berth in the gold-medal game.
Nothing is higher than the stakes of tomorrow’s game. pic.twitter.com/usqJ9EPTpg
— Command Sign (@CommandSign) February 20, 2014
As far as we can tell, one of this billboard’s main purposes is to create messages that go viral. Still, a good joke is a good joke and a good idea is always worthy of praise, no matter the motive behind it. Forget beer bets, Obama and Harper: The Biebs should have been on the line. And if not Mr. Bieber, here are five other Canadian celebrities we’d be willing to put up for grabs.
1. Alex Trebek
2. Ryan Reynolds
3. Shania Twain
4 and 5. Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne
If celebrity swaps don’t go over, let’s make it easy: If we win, Alex Trebek has to grow his mustache back.